Today is my day off. Looking forward to just having no set plans, relaxing, etc.
My boss texted me asking if I could come in early today.
I panicked.
Not for thinking I had my days and/or schedule messed up.
I panicked because I was like “dammit now I have to get dressed and do something today.”

s-kinnydip:

jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

Holymoly

I’m sure a lot of people feel about my cat the way I feel a out their children. Don’t brag to me about your kids and I won’t make you watch my 72 photo slide show of my adorable kitty. My cat is still more entertaining than your honor student.

JC and I at our work Christmas Party. Holler.

JC and I at our work Christmas Party. Holler.

Me: “Omg there is a pink lake in Australia!!” *shows picture*
“It’s pink! Naturally! Pink!” *new picture*
“See! Pink!”
My boyfriend: “I get it, you want to go there.”

I think the real question is how do I have a boyfriend?

  • Me: Hiyaa
  • Him: Hello!
  • Me: I'm just practicing my karate sounds.

So, the world ended.
Doing a survivor sound off, please “reblog” or “heart” if you survived.
Happy apocalypse everyone!

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
no one makes fun of taylor swift like taylor swift makes fun of taylor swift:

slouching-towards-bethlehem:

My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend messaged him saying he changed.
I was like “It’s called making an upgrade bitch.”

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
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evabaldurs:

Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (new single)


I dedicate this song to all my ex’s.

A Black Friday Commercial that Payless ShoeSource actually aired in 2009.