Today is my day off. Looking forward to just having no set plans, relaxing, etc.
My boss texted me asking if I could come in early today.
Not for thinking I had my days and/or schedule messed up.
I panicked because I was like “dammit now I have to get dressed and do something today.”
Me: “Omg there is a pink lake in Australia!!” *shows picture*
“It’s pink! Naturally! Pink!” *new picture*
My boyfriend: “I get it, you want to go there.”
I think the real question is how do I have a boyfriend?
- Me: Hiyaa
- Him: Hello!
- Me: I'm just practicing my karate sounds.
So, the world ended.
Doing a survivor sound off, please “reblog” or “heart” if you survived.
Happy apocalypse everyone!
My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend messaged him saying he changed.
I was like “It’s called making an upgrade bitch.”
Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (new single)
I dedicate this song to all my ex’s.