I’m sure a lot of people feel about my cat the way I feel a out their children. Don’t brag to me about your kids and I won’t make you watch my 72 photo slide show of my adorable kitty. My cat is still more entertaining than your honor student.
- Me: Hiyaa
- Him: Hello!
- Me: I'm just practicing my karate sounds.
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
no one makes fun of taylor swift like taylor swift makes fun of taylor swift:
My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend messaged him saying he changed.
I was like “It’s called making an upgrade bitch.”
#boyfriend #footrubs #bighands #pickuplines #love #sweet #funny
Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아놔씨발ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle UGHHHHHHHH
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ohmyfreakinggosh. The wiggles got me hahahaha
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Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (new single)
I dedicate this song to all my ex’s.
A Black Friday Commercial that Payless ShoeSource actually aired in 2009.
THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
