- Me: Hiyaa
- Him: Hello!
- Me: I'm just practicing my karate sounds.
My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend messaged him saying he changed.
I was like “It’s called making an upgrade bitch.”
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle UGHHHHHHHH
ohmyfreakinggosh. The wiggles got me hahahaha